How I Almost Died (a slight exaggeration)

24 Aug





From: Leela 
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2012 2:08 PM
To: Mickey

 OMFF!!!! So I stop at the house real quick to pick up my big hoops and some since I’m headed to ghetto land. I open the door and a giant spider kamikazes right at me! AAAAAAAAH!! So I scream like an 11 year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert, fling off my shoe and kill it.

WELL GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT… If you guessed that all the fucking babies made a break for it you guessed right.


So screaming again as I start wailing on them with my shoe until I realize I’m greatly outnumbered. So I make a run for the vacuum and and vacuum up the ones in the house and the ones who ran outside and anything else that even looked like a spider. All this while my door is WIDE open. Not one of the neighbors standing outside in shock watching me attempted to help.

My apologies to the children on their bikes who did not need to hear all those obscenities.

And to my neighbors, I have your address. Expect a long stream of unwanted solicitations and Jehovahs witnesses.







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