Tag Archives: REAVERS

Are you Ready for a Zombie Attack?

1 Jun

Have you made preparedness part of your New Year’s resolutions?

From: Lela

Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:29 AM
To:   mickey
Subject: Re: so

a guy  ate another guys face off in miami

 

 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:45 AM
I have no idea what you’re talking about

 

From: Lela

Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:49 AM
To:   mickey

?!?!?!?!

http://www.examiner.com/article/man-eats-another-man-s-face-gruesome-pictures-released-zombie-like-attack

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/ronald-poppo-identified-man-eats-face-miami-rudy-eugene_n_1554063.html

Police sources have identified the homeless victim in a horrific, bloody assault in which a naked North Miami Beach man chewed off a large portion of another’s man’s face, as first reported by the Miami Herald and CBS Miami. 

Surveillance video shows the attack went on for around 18 minutes before help arrived. 

“The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!'” said Larry Vega. “The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.”But Vega said when the police officer yelled at Eugene to back away, the naked man merely raised his head “with pieces of flesh in his mouth,” growled, and began chewing again. The officer then shot Eugene once, and when Eugene continued to attack Poppo’s face, shot him multiple times until he was dead. 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:57 AM

Omg, I have an entire bag of bath salts at home…Am I harboring illicit substances?  They smell like lavender….

The new 2010 My Zombie Pinup Calendar is out. Here’s Miss February.

From: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:06 AM
To:   mickey

so when you took a bath did you suddenly crave face?

From:   mickey
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:07 AM
To: lela

I can’t say that ever happened to me but I’m seriously considering putting a kit in my car involving sensible shoes and maybe a tire iron?

be clicking here for mood music —> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4C7K6IHvtc

* i literally just now found out this is ryan gosling, although this has been on my ipod forever*

Also:  Zombie Preparedness kit as recommended by the CDC

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:24 AM
To:   mickey

LMAO I really don’t think that could ever possibly happen, but in the event it does i need to win the lotto now

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:59 AM

Well, the kit works for a variety of things disasters that involve the decline of civilization…

Banks collapse and mass rioting… electrical pulse… a weird fog that rolls off the military base….

nioli:

I have this on a t-shirt ^^

And an excellent zombie killing t-shirt it is.

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:38 PM
To:   mickey

Adding fuel to the fire is the bizarre case of Wayne Carter, a New Jersey man who allegedly cut out his intestines and threw them at police on Sunday.
Carter allegedly began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs instead. Attempts to subdue him with pepper spray did nothing but seemed to enrage him. That’s when officers say Carter began throwing pieces of his skin and entrails at the cops. Wisely, the police retreated.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/31/zombie-alert-man-throws-his-own-intestines-at-police/#ixzz1wb9a0T80

The girl I work with actually believes these last two stories are zombies and not drug related. I am trying to explain to her that zombies are DEAD first.

Its fine. Even though its like talking to a wall. When the dead start rising and eating peoples faces, then I will worry.

 

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From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:39 PM
Get your weapon of choice ready

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:24 PM
To:   mickey

WELL. just read the 3rd story. wtf is wrong with the world

 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:26 PM

…. What 3rd story?…..

 

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:34 PM
To:   mickey

http://world.topnewstoday.org/world/article/2416341/

A Maryland student has told police he killed his room-mate, cut up the body and ate part of the victim’s brain and his whole heart, according to reports.

 yeah. granted they have yet to show me people coming back from the dead. but I can certainly agree with a small level of concern.

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:45 PM

First thing I thought was “Reavers”

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:57 PM
To:   mickey

REAVERS!!!!

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:57 PM

…. Exactly….

Now aren’t you a little more scared?

 

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From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:13 PM
To:   mickey

I fear Reavers more than zombies…

June 1st **EDIT**

oh shit….

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1204107–luka-rocco-magnotta-manhunt-continues-body-parts-killing-victim-identified-as-concordia-student-lin-jun

Magnotta is the sole suspect in a bizarre and grotesque killing in which the victim was cut into pieces and body parts were sent through the mail.

 

 

 

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