Tag Archives: zombie apocalypse

Gravity Falls Conspiracy Twin Fun

4 Oct

So I’ve been saying for a while that Grunkle Stan has a twin.  (Stanford and Stanley)

I know that most of tumblr agrees and there are plenty of wonderful, better research sites that will pinpoint all the evidence towards this.

Mild Spoilers ahead and pic heavy….

Click the image to view some detailed evidence

Fun Fact: I originally thought this was an older Dipper when I saw this scene.

But does anyone else think that the Grunkle Stan in the episode Scaryoke is NOT Stanford Pines?

Firstly, the glasses are different.  Secondly, his behaviour and speech cadence seem a little off.  Finally, he starts off the episode saying that if it works, the last thirty years will have been worth it.  Was he in another dimension?  Was he hiding in the forest?

The very next episode Into The Bunker has the shapeshifter mentioning that his creator hasn’t been seen in thirty years

HMMMM…….

It’s some interesting stuff to think over.

Are you Ready for a Zombie Attack?

1 Jun

Have you made preparedness part of your New Year’s resolutions?

From: Lela

Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:29 AM
To:   mickey
Subject: Re: so

a guy  ate another guys face off in miami

 

 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:45 AM
I have no idea what you’re talking about

 

From: Lela

Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:49 AM
To:   mickey

?!?!?!?!

http://www.examiner.com/article/man-eats-another-man-s-face-gruesome-pictures-released-zombie-like-attack

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/ronald-poppo-identified-man-eats-face-miami-rudy-eugene_n_1554063.html

Police sources have identified the homeless victim in a horrific, bloody assault in which a naked North Miami Beach man chewed off a large portion of another’s man’s face, as first reported by the Miami Herald and CBS Miami. 

Surveillance video shows the attack went on for around 18 minutes before help arrived. 

“The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!'” said Larry Vega. “The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.”But Vega said when the police officer yelled at Eugene to back away, the naked man merely raised his head “with pieces of flesh in his mouth,” growled, and began chewing again. The officer then shot Eugene once, and when Eugene continued to attack Poppo’s face, shot him multiple times until he was dead. 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:57 AM

Omg, I have an entire bag of bath salts at home…Am I harboring illicit substances?  They smell like lavender….

The new 2010 My Zombie Pinup Calendar is out. Here’s Miss February.

From: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:06 AM
To:   mickey

so when you took a bath did you suddenly crave face?

From:   mickey
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:07 AM
To: lela

I can’t say that ever happened to me but I’m seriously considering putting a kit in my car involving sensible shoes and maybe a tire iron?

be clicking here for mood music —> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4C7K6IHvtc

* i literally just now found out this is ryan gosling, although this has been on my ipod forever*

Also:  Zombie Preparedness kit as recommended by the CDC

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:24 AM
To:   mickey

LMAO I really don’t think that could ever possibly happen, but in the event it does i need to win the lotto now

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:59 AM

Well, the kit works for a variety of things disasters that involve the decline of civilization…

Banks collapse and mass rioting… electrical pulse… a weird fog that rolls off the military base….

nioli:

I have this on a t-shirt ^^

And an excellent zombie killing t-shirt it is.

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:38 PM
To:   mickey

Adding fuel to the fire is the bizarre case of Wayne Carter, a New Jersey man who allegedly cut out his intestines and threw them at police on Sunday.
Carter allegedly began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs instead. Attempts to subdue him with pepper spray did nothing but seemed to enrage him. That’s when officers say Carter began throwing pieces of his skin and entrails at the cops. Wisely, the police retreated.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/31/zombie-alert-man-throws-his-own-intestines-at-police/#ixzz1wb9a0T80

The girl I work with actually believes these last two stories are zombies and not drug related. I am trying to explain to her that zombies are DEAD first.

Its fine. Even though its like talking to a wall. When the dead start rising and eating peoples faces, then I will worry.

 

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From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:39 PM
Get your weapon of choice ready

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:24 PM
To:   mickey

WELL. just read the 3rd story. wtf is wrong with the world

 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:26 PM

…. What 3rd story?…..

 

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:34 PM
To:   mickey

http://world.topnewstoday.org/world/article/2416341/

A Maryland student has told police he killed his room-mate, cut up the body and ate part of the victim’s brain and his whole heart, according to reports.

 yeah. granted they have yet to show me people coming back from the dead. but I can certainly agree with a small level of concern.

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:45 PM

First thing I thought was “Reavers”

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:57 PM
To:   mickey

REAVERS!!!!

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:57 PM

…. Exactly….

Now aren’t you a little more scared?

 

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From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:13 PM
To:   mickey

I fear Reavers more than zombies…

June 1st **EDIT**

oh shit….

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1204107–luka-rocco-magnotta-manhunt-continues-body-parts-killing-victim-identified-as-concordia-student-lin-jun

Magnotta is the sole suspect in a bizarre and grotesque killing in which the victim was cut into pieces and body parts were sent through the mail.

 

 

 

Aside

My Little Rant about Street Harrassment

26 May

I sent this to Lela earlier this week:

http://rookiemag.com/2012/05/it-happens-all-the-time/

It’s a conversation about street harrassment and how often it happens.  The comments are just as disturbing as the actual article itself.

Taipei Subway Sexual Harassment Poster

What stuck me the most after reading all of it, was that… there is only one instance where someone’s mother explained or showed how to handle this type of problem.  Unfortunately, most of the females seemed to have stumbled into this blindly until some asshole decided to make them a prt of their own public spectacle spankbank, at worse is at extremely young ages.  If this starts when girls are in middle school, shouldn’t we be educating them on this?

I was having this discussion with someone who takes the subway into work each day and how this is something very real that she has to deal with while getting dressed in the morning.  And how the male members of her family in turn asked her to tone down her dressing (not wearing skirts to an office) if she didn’t want attention…..

(If you don’t know Beth Ditto, you should, she’s the lead singer of “The Gossip”.

click here to fall in love with her voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLLxdcrk0-s)

Beth Ditto :

If you find yourself feeling powerless after someone has shouted at you, you need to remember that this is the masterplan of sexism. The guys in question may not know it, but every time they “catcall” a girl they are reminding her of her vulnerability in a system designed to do just that.

If a friend or partner tells you that catcalls are a fact of life and to “just get used to it”, it’s worth recognising that they are fuelling the harasser’s fire and extinguishing yours. It can be particularly annoying when a boyfriend does this – it’s not fair for someone who has the privilege of taking a risk-free stroll in the park, day or night, to dismiss your reaction. The next time he says something like that then you should arrange to get some of the most annoying, frightening women, young and old, ugly and beautiful, thin and fat, to stare at him for a week, pointing and remarking on his body. He’ll just have to get used to it!

Aside from all this, I was pointing out that I work in a satellite office for a company.  The main office is however, not in a wonderful area.  Whenever I have to go there I always end up dressing in a different way than I would at my own office.  At my office it’s all skirts, heels and patterned tights and when I have to go to the main office…. well, it’s all hair pulled back, a bag that crosses over my chest (not a purse) that leaves my arms free and flat boots.  I told someone once that this was so at the least I could run away easily, at the most I might have to kick someone and make it hurt. 

 

It was funny to me how preparing to go down to my companys main office is very similar to preparing for a zombie apocalypse. 

The first thing everyone needs to do it talk about this.  If it happens, tell someone, even if it’s just blowing off stream.  Don’t brush it off, call attention to it.  Let the young girls know how to be aware of their surroundings and of course, what they can do or say in their own defense!

“I experienced car creepery at thirteen. I was walking home from middle school past a place called the World’s Largest Aquarium—which, legally, I don’t know how they could call it that, because it was obviously an average-sized aquarium. Maybe I should start referring to myself as the World’s Tallest Man and see how that goes? Anyway, I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, “Nice tits.” Embarrassed and enraged, I screamed after him, “Suck my dick.” Sure, it didn’t make any sense, but at least I don’t hold in my anger.”  ―    Tina Fey,    Bossypants

If more people hear about it, more people might see this is something where people’s attitudes need to change.

And I do want to point out that this isn’t just to women.  I remember going out one night to a gay friendly bar and two guys coming over to me and my friends.  They seemed harmless enough, if not a bit bland although nothing we would have wanted.  Suddenly, they started talking all kinds of smach to a transgendered patron and I remember turning around and getting pissed and saying,”They have been coming here for months.  You two walk in one night and feel like you can dictate who’s allowed to be here?  They have more a right to be here than you.”

I think I may have also done a little of this:

So I’m off my soapbox now.

thanks for reading!