Tag Archives: zombies

Gravity Falls Conspiracy Twin Fun

4 Oct

So I’ve been saying for a while that Grunkle Stan has a twin.  (Stanford and Stanley)

I know that most of tumblr agrees and there are plenty of wonderful, better research sites that will pinpoint all the evidence towards this.

Mild Spoilers ahead and pic heavy….

Click the image to view some detailed evidence

Fun Fact: I originally thought this was an older Dipper when I saw this scene.

But does anyone else think that the Grunkle Stan in the episode Scaryoke is NOT Stanford Pines?

Firstly, the glasses are different.  Secondly, his behaviour and speech cadence seem a little off.  Finally, he starts off the episode saying that if it works, the last thirty years will have been worth it.  Was he in another dimension?  Was he hiding in the forest?

The very next episode Into The Bunker has the shapeshifter mentioning that his creator hasn’t been seen in thirty years

HMMMM…….

It’s some interesting stuff to think over.

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Got Crushed?

13 Jun

I have to admit that I waited on posting this because I found it super embaressing.  But then I realized, why have an anonymous blog if I can’t admit embaressing shit about myself??

To: Lela

From: Mickey

Sent On Jun 7, 2012, at 10:48 AM

so…. who is the longest running celebrity crush you have had? >> is it ricky martin? >> isn’t it weird to think about having a crush on someone for most of your life?? >>

Stewie Griffin head tilt

From: Lela

Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:09 AM

To: mickey

  Lmao @ crush. A crush is temporary.

 This is 25 plus years, therefor its more than a crush, its LOVE.

 Lol. I dunno that it’s weird. I mean maybe a little. You say weird, I say devoted.

 Who is your longest crush?

From: mickey

 Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2012 8:15 PM >

To: Lela

 No… crush doesn’t mean temporary > it’s “an object of infatuation, usually temporary” >

 but srsly, it’s wil wheaton. > starting in “stand by me” going on to Star Trek TNG, I even was totally into the movie “The Liar’s Club” because of him.

(which is apparently the movie that made him decide to quit acting) > you KNOW i fangirled about him on reddit, plus the Guild and big bang theory.

 I realized that because I have been rewatching “The Guild”  and Codex says “stupid cute gamer boy”… yea i totally agreed.  I was watching the BTS video for the picture of Team Cawkes and he was wearing his wedding ring the whole time, which is.. sorry, hot.  being all loyal to his wife of umpteen years and whatnot. taking care of the kids…. > lol, i’m ridiculous, i know.  but i think it’s pretty cool that he’s a good family man too. > i could give you a really embaressing list of guy I had crushes on when I was younger… when i think about it… really embaressing i think…. but i continued with him as I got older.

I am sure a lot of this has to do with age as well, unlike other ones who I found out where super older than me once I could find out about them *cough* Mickey from the Monkees* cough*cough*

  I dunno.. i find it really hard to find men hot based on looks alone.  I want them to be friendly or funny (funny gets me EVERY freaking time) or charming and intelligent….  i guess interesting…. on more than one level > heh > NO JUDGING!

Team Cawkes!! (as his kilt rises)

On Jun 9, 2012, at 4:44 AM, mickey wrote:

No follow up comment?  No snarky response?  IS THIS JUDGING?!

Nailbite Daryl

From: Lela

Sent: Saturday, June 09, 2012 4:50 AM

To: Mickey

Sorry!  I went to go sit for my PHR.  Then I failed and was depressed all day. 😦

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From: Mickey
 To: lela
Sent: Monday, June 11, 2012 12:38 PM
Subject: ok i googled it
I’m sorry 😦 I knew you really wanted that

 don’t be depressed.

you’re awesome there’s no one else that I would love to have a pointless blog with 🙂 TBH, it really does cheer me up

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so last night I had a greatdream.  we were in a Zombie Preparedness Camp heh (inspired by our convos??) one the bus ride there, yes we had to leave our cars and be bussed into a separate facility, guess who was there???? lol yes, my lifelong crush WW.  and we had a nice normal conversation where I called him a cute gamer boy, but in a totally not awkward way.  (cuz that’ll ever happen)

who i am around guys i dont like

I will reiterate that I did not want anything to happen, just was happy I had met him and he wasn’t douchey.  (nothing ruins a celeb crush like meeting them and them acting like an entitled ass) He was of course wearing his wedding ring (which i still think is awesome) and graciously accepted my compliment and that was it. (disclaimer:  I am fully aware that he may not be like this at all and am just projecting whatever I want in my head, but who cares?  something great about unrequited crushes on people I will never meet is that, none of it matters!  I can appreciate what I want and just leave it at that, but sorry…. back to the dream)

The facility was all glass except for the bedrooms and bathrooms, so not enough places to hide.  Pretty much we could always see out and anyone out could always see in.  Two people to a very small room, with bunk beds and the bathroom attached, no closets.

it looked kind of like this zombie bunker

Otherwise, the first night we were there we were all setting up the strategies for if/when “zombies” (camp workers dressed and acting like zombies) would breatk into out complex.  Since we were, of course, waiting for zombies, we were instead woken up in the middle of the night to deal with a were-car (yes i said were-car lol) and we had to distract it by dancing or it would “run us down”. …. it was an interesting dream.  I guess it was really to prepare us for any wierd supernatural event.

 

From: lela
 Sent: Monday, June 11, 2012 12:52 PM
To: mickey
Oh sorry.  It’s okay.  I have been depressed but all is well.  In other news I have an offer me a free cruise to the bahamas!
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HOW DOES THIS GIF EVEN EXIST

 

 

 

Are you Ready for a Zombie Attack?

1 Jun

Have you made preparedness part of your New Year’s resolutions?

From: Lela

Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:29 AM
To:   mickey
Subject: Re: so

a guy  ate another guys face off in miami

 

 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:45 AM
I have no idea what you’re talking about

 

From: Lela

Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:49 AM
To:   mickey

?!?!?!?!

http://www.examiner.com/article/man-eats-another-man-s-face-gruesome-pictures-released-zombie-like-attack

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/ronald-poppo-identified-man-eats-face-miami-rudy-eugene_n_1554063.html

Police sources have identified the homeless victim in a horrific, bloody assault in which a naked North Miami Beach man chewed off a large portion of another’s man’s face, as first reported by the Miami Herald and CBS Miami. 

Surveillance video shows the attack went on for around 18 minutes before help arrived. 

“The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!'” said Larry Vega. “The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.”But Vega said when the police officer yelled at Eugene to back away, the naked man merely raised his head “with pieces of flesh in his mouth,” growled, and began chewing again. The officer then shot Eugene once, and when Eugene continued to attack Poppo’s face, shot him multiple times until he was dead. 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:57 AM

Omg, I have an entire bag of bath salts at home…Am I harboring illicit substances?  They smell like lavender….

The new 2010 My Zombie Pinup Calendar is out. Here’s Miss February.

From: Lela
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:06 AM
To:   mickey

so when you took a bath did you suddenly crave face?

From:   mickey
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:07 AM
To: lela

I can’t say that ever happened to me but I’m seriously considering putting a kit in my car involving sensible shoes and maybe a tire iron?

be clicking here for mood music —> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4C7K6IHvtc

* i literally just now found out this is ryan gosling, although this has been on my ipod forever*

Also:  Zombie Preparedness kit as recommended by the CDC

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:24 AM
To:   mickey

LMAO I really don’t think that could ever possibly happen, but in the event it does i need to win the lotto now

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:59 AM

Well, the kit works for a variety of things disasters that involve the decline of civilization…

Banks collapse and mass rioting… electrical pulse… a weird fog that rolls off the military base….

nioli:

I have this on a t-shirt ^^

And an excellent zombie killing t-shirt it is.

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:38 PM
To:   mickey

Adding fuel to the fire is the bizarre case of Wayne Carter, a New Jersey man who allegedly cut out his intestines and threw them at police on Sunday.
Carter allegedly began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs instead. Attempts to subdue him with pepper spray did nothing but seemed to enrage him. That’s when officers say Carter began throwing pieces of his skin and entrails at the cops. Wisely, the police retreated.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/31/zombie-alert-man-throws-his-own-intestines-at-police/#ixzz1wb9a0T80

The girl I work with actually believes these last two stories are zombies and not drug related. I am trying to explain to her that zombies are DEAD first.

Its fine. Even though its like talking to a wall. When the dead start rising and eating peoples faces, then I will worry.

 

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From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:39 PM
Get your weapon of choice ready

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:24 PM
To:   mickey

WELL. just read the 3rd story. wtf is wrong with the world

 

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:26 PM

…. What 3rd story?…..

 

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:34 PM
To:   mickey

http://world.topnewstoday.org/world/article/2416341/

A Maryland student has told police he killed his room-mate, cut up the body and ate part of the victim’s brain and his whole heart, according to reports.

 yeah. granted they have yet to show me people coming back from the dead. but I can certainly agree with a small level of concern.

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:45 PM

First thing I thought was “Reavers”

From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:57 PM
To:   mickey

REAVERS!!!!

From:   mickey
To: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:57 PM

…. Exactly….

Now aren’t you a little more scared?

 

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From: Lela
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:13 PM
To:   mickey

I fear Reavers more than zombies…

June 1st **EDIT**

oh shit….

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1204107–luka-rocco-magnotta-manhunt-continues-body-parts-killing-victim-identified-as-concordia-student-lin-jun

Magnotta is the sole suspect in a bizarre and grotesque killing in which the victim was cut into pieces and body parts were sent through the mail.

 

 

 

Aside

My Little Rant about Street Harrassment

26 May

I sent this to Lela earlier this week:

http://rookiemag.com/2012/05/it-happens-all-the-time/

It’s a conversation about street harrassment and how often it happens.  The comments are just as disturbing as the actual article itself.

Taipei Subway Sexual Harassment Poster

What stuck me the most after reading all of it, was that… there is only one instance where someone’s mother explained or showed how to handle this type of problem.  Unfortunately, most of the females seemed to have stumbled into this blindly until some asshole decided to make them a prt of their own public spectacle spankbank, at worse is at extremely young ages.  If this starts when girls are in middle school, shouldn’t we be educating them on this?

I was having this discussion with someone who takes the subway into work each day and how this is something very real that she has to deal with while getting dressed in the morning.  And how the male members of her family in turn asked her to tone down her dressing (not wearing skirts to an office) if she didn’t want attention…..

(If you don’t know Beth Ditto, you should, she’s the lead singer of “The Gossip”.

click here to fall in love with her voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLLxdcrk0-s)

Beth Ditto :

If you find yourself feeling powerless after someone has shouted at you, you need to remember that this is the masterplan of sexism. The guys in question may not know it, but every time they “catcall” a girl they are reminding her of her vulnerability in a system designed to do just that.

If a friend or partner tells you that catcalls are a fact of life and to “just get used to it”, it’s worth recognising that they are fuelling the harasser’s fire and extinguishing yours. It can be particularly annoying when a boyfriend does this – it’s not fair for someone who has the privilege of taking a risk-free stroll in the park, day or night, to dismiss your reaction. The next time he says something like that then you should arrange to get some of the most annoying, frightening women, young and old, ugly and beautiful, thin and fat, to stare at him for a week, pointing and remarking on his body. He’ll just have to get used to it!

Aside from all this, I was pointing out that I work in a satellite office for a company.  The main office is however, not in a wonderful area.  Whenever I have to go there I always end up dressing in a different way than I would at my own office.  At my office it’s all skirts, heels and patterned tights and when I have to go to the main office…. well, it’s all hair pulled back, a bag that crosses over my chest (not a purse) that leaves my arms free and flat boots.  I told someone once that this was so at the least I could run away easily, at the most I might have to kick someone and make it hurt. 

 

It was funny to me how preparing to go down to my companys main office is very similar to preparing for a zombie apocalypse. 

The first thing everyone needs to do it talk about this.  If it happens, tell someone, even if it’s just blowing off stream.  Don’t brush it off, call attention to it.  Let the young girls know how to be aware of their surroundings and of course, what they can do or say in their own defense!

“I experienced car creepery at thirteen. I was walking home from middle school past a place called the World’s Largest Aquarium—which, legally, I don’t know how they could call it that, because it was obviously an average-sized aquarium. Maybe I should start referring to myself as the World’s Tallest Man and see how that goes? Anyway, I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, “Nice tits.” Embarrassed and enraged, I screamed after him, “Suck my dick.” Sure, it didn’t make any sense, but at least I don’t hold in my anger.”  ―    Tina Fey,    Bossypants

If more people hear about it, more people might see this is something where people’s attitudes need to change.

And I do want to point out that this isn’t just to women.  I remember going out one night to a gay friendly bar and two guys coming over to me and my friends.  They seemed harmless enough, if not a bit bland although nothing we would have wanted.  Suddenly, they started talking all kinds of smach to a transgendered patron and I remember turning around and getting pissed and saying,”They have been coming here for months.  You two walk in one night and feel like you can dictate who’s allowed to be here?  They have more a right to be here than you.”

I think I may have also done a little of this:

So I’m off my soapbox now.

thanks for reading!